Don’t Think Just Go…

Today I was reading a lot of volunteer diaries on the IVHQ website, and I noticed a lot of people with fear about Guatemala.  Some have even mentioned pulling the plug on the trip. I have also made instagram & twitter friends simply because they were going to Guate and they were scared and wanted to talk to me about it.  I totally understand that pre-trip fear. 

Which is why, I feel I need to write this, because I was just like them. I feel I need to share this in order to help people understand that no matter how scared they feel, they need to go!!!!!!!

As I said in a previous post I messed up and googled Safety in Guatemala…. about 30 days before I left. My excitement for the trip changed to dread & fear.

For 30 solid days, I read 100s yes 100s of stories about kidnappings, murders, drug fueled accidents, chicken buses getting robbed & flipping over.   The week of my trip I was still debating on backing out, I was trying to think of excuses not to go.

What in the world did I get myself into?

What the heck was I thinking?

Have I lost my mind?

I am going to get (insert violent crime here)!

If I am going to be 100% honest here I even drafted an entire email to Chelsea the program coordinator (a fellow AWESOME Texan) saying I have the flu and can’t go, and would like to reschedule my time.   Yes it would have been a lie… by this time I was in a pure panic.  I just knew I was going to get murdered by some gang drug fueled person that wanted my scalp for a collection & then harvest my kidneys on the black market.

Sometimes I am a bit of a drama queen. 

Finally my 80 year old self kicked in and talked a little reason and I slept for maybe a hour, then it was time to go to the airport.

Although again if I am being honest, I still upgraded my plane ticket to first class for $75 bucks, just in case I didn’t make it back.  I always wanted to fly first class and this was a very cheap offer.  I even gave my dad all my life insurance policy information.  Again just in case. 

When I arrived to the airport, the person picking me up was stuck and traffic and not there.  I do not speak Spanish.  I had no clue what to do.  I remembered that this was a possible warning and was told NOT to panic, so of course I didn’t  did panic.

A man came up to me and asked me if I needed his phone to call some one.   I quickly called the person and was told he would be there in 10 minutes.  The man smiled at me & walked away.  He didn’t ask for anything in return. 

This would be the first of many random acts of kindness I would experience in this country. 

Once I arrived, I quickly realized I was going to have one HECK of a language barrier. 

Yet I quickly learned, smiles are universal in every language, and even though I had zero clue what my house mother was saying 99.9% of the time I felt more at home in her home than some of my co-workers homes and we didn’t speak the same language. 

I got so LOST in Antigua, that if it wasn’t for another person I would have just locked myself in my room the entire trip.  (I promise the Maximo Novel HQ is easy to find once you get that Antigua is just a giant grid)

I may have been lost but found this...
I may have been lost but found this…

I caught a cold while there & was driven to a pharmacy (where again I don’t speak the language) but the pharmacist was so helpful we figured out what I needed with no issues. It was pretty funny actually it is funny what you can communicate with hand signals and dramatic gestures. 

On my first day I found out I was going to have to ride chicken buses daily…. yes those chicken buses that I read get robbed all the time or flip over.

All I can say now is I am so grateful I experienced those bus rides… I have many fun filled stories because of the chicken bus experience. Once, I ended up in the lap of elderly man holding a baby goat.  True Story. 

Not one time did the bus get robbed or flip over. 

So here is what I am going to tell you, future volunteers.  Go.  Make your own memories, don’t be scared. 

Just go!
Just go!

Again, stuff does happen in Guatemala.  Bad things happen all over the world.  Be smart & you will have one of the best experiences of your life.  I can promise you that. 

Feel free to contact me at TheCubicleEscapee (at) yahoo (dot) com if you want to chat! I love meeting fellow travelers! Plus I can tell you many stories from my time in Antigua.

Volunteering on a Coffee Farm

I loved Guatemala.  This is not a secret.  In fact I am strongly considering going back next year.

Given I spent time on the coffee farm, I know there are people considering trying this project out so I wanted to share with you the truth (the whole truth) about volunteering with As Green as It Gets.


First know the views are breathtaking

Daily Views 8

So beautiful it can make you forget your are “working”

The work is hard, you will get dirty, and you need to have more than a “basic” fitness level

Hard working
Hard working
You will get dirty
You will get dirty
The walk up is HARD
The walk up is HARD

I want to blame the “altitude” as to why I was breathless on the hikes up the volcano, but the reality is I was out of shape. It was a very hard hike up for me. So if you go, exercise. I am not kidding. If you are an office junkie like me who sees the gym once a month, you will STRUGGLE.

This was the day we picked the coffee cherries it was hard but satisfying work.  I promise if you go and experience this, you will never regret it.

Just understand you will get dirty, you will have some serious exercise, and you will have breathtaking vies.

The hard work is worth it, especially to see the Farmers smile. 

Foodie Friday

Today’s food comes from Mogio’s Gourmet Pizza in Rockwall Texas, i am a pasta loving girl. This was modified slightly to not include alfredo, but it was so yummy! If you like alfredo pretty sure you will love it too.


This place is located at

3084 N Goliad
Suite #110
Rockwall, TX 75087

Cover Reveal: Zhukov’s Dogs, by Amanda Cyr

Curiosity Quills is excited to reveal the cover for new-adult science-fiction, action-adventure Zhukov’s Dogs, by Amanda Cyr, which is scheduled for release October 27, 2014. The awesome cover was designed by the talented Alexandria Thompson of Gothic Fate.


Zhukov's Dogs, by Amanda Cyr - CoverAbout Zhukov’s Dogs:

Lieutenant Colonel Nik Zhukov is just like any other desensitized seventeen-year-old living in the year 2076. At least he likes to think he is when he isn’t busy eliminating threats to national security, breaking up terrorist organizations, and trying not to get blown up. It’s all in a normal day’s work for one of the military’s top dogs, and he’s never disappointed. Never failed. Never lost sight of his dream of making it to the elite force, even as each new job forces him to see just how morally corrupt his leaders are.

On the verge of promotion, Nik is dispatched to the underground city beneath the icy Seattle tundra, his final mission handed down directly from The Council. It should have been a simple in-and-out, but the underground is full of dark secrets and he soon finds himself swept into battles, lying to his best friend back east, and growing a bit too close to the rebels he was sent to spy on.

Nik realizes too late that he’s broken the number one rule within his ranks; he’s allowed himself to feel normal for the first time in his life. He might be able to turn the job around, become the soldier he was once was, except for his growing attachment to the rebel leader. A guy. Yet another first for Nik. It’s a mistake he pays for dearly when he learns The Council’s true intentions for the city.

It’s never ‘just harmless fun’ when you’re a government dog, not when The Council holds the leash. Nik knows there are some lines you can never come back from crossing, and he’s forced to choose whose rules to play by. He races toward the invisible divide, aware he’ll be called traitor by both his nation and by his friends. Aware that even the right choice can be deadly to make.

Add Zhukov’s Dogs to your Goodreads ‘to-be-read’ list.

Amanda Cyr, Zhurkov's DogsAbout Amanda Cyr:

Amanda Cyr is a tea-loving freelance journalist, viral content curator, and debut novelist. She studied creative writing at Seattle University, where she developed all sorts of opinions before becoming a member of the Pacific Northwest Writers Association. She is currently represented by Kimberley Cameron of the Kimberley Cameron & Associates Literary Agency.

Growing up, Amanda moved around a lot. She began writing to make the transitions easier and make up for her lack of friends in middle school. An awesome professor in Medford, Oregon tried to convince her to pursue writing professionally, but Amanda was deadest on a law career. It wasn’t until an unpleasant professor in Seattle, Washington told her she was a terrible writer that Amanda really committed to the idea of getting published, mostly just to spite her professor.

When Amanda’s not hunched over a laptop she enjoys sleeping, video games, Netflix binges, and wrestling with her two polar bear dogs. She currently lives in Los Angeles, where she spends her days hissing at the sun and missing Seattle. Her least favorite things include the mispronunciation of her name, screaming children, and California.

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