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Getting Lost in “God knows Where” Missouri

After the whole Missouri Welcome Center fiasco, I should have known that my adventures were not over in fact it really was just the beginning.

Once we got back on the freeway, we double checked what exit we were supposed to look for it was about 50 miles down the road, so we started chatting about all the mysteries of the universe for what only seemed like a few minutes, when I was asked a very dreaded question…

“Umm, what exit were we supposed to take?”

Damn. I forgot we were supposed to watch for an exit. I looked at the directions that were sitting in my lap, took a deep breath and responded.

“Umm, an exit about 20 miles behind us”

The next part of the conversation, was not very PG, so I won’t repeat it, but once we realized we completely missed the exit, it was time to either turn around & back track or find a different route.

Which is where we “might” have messed up (it really depends on which one of us you ask)

We choose to take a different path. I quickly pulled out my trusty iPhone, and had it map a different route.

The new route…

Which had us take the next exit through the back roads and would circle us around to US-54 which was where we needed to be.

And according to my “trusty” I-phone, this was quicker than backtracking.

The road to nowhere has new meaning

One thing I did not anticipate? well when you are in the hills of Missouri… you may lose service.

Which is what happened in the middle of nowhere Missouri.

We were lost. Completely hopelessly lost.

Lucky for us, we had GPS, which bailed us out of this situation. It took us to a road that was closed, and had a giant detour.

the road to nowhere

I giggled about being lost, because those of you that have been in my life for a while, know I am the queen of lost. The driver of this adventure, was not giggling, so I really had to fight the urge to giggle, even though it was hilarious hearing the rants. AND I mean RANTS.


I really believe that sometimes,getting lost can be a good thing.

I have no clue where we were, but it was beautiful. The Midwest is a photographer’s dream. If I ever become a talented photographer with a better camera, I would love to go back and get pictures of the barns, buildings, rocks… all of it.

Started the fun “barn game”… You just yell barn when you see a barn

Here are the pics I snagged while being lost. I had to do something to keep myself from laughing at the crazy pissed off Midwesterner who was ranting at the wheel. (I did not want to have that fury directed at me for laughing)

I fell instantly in love with this bridge…
view from the passenger side
more passenger side views

the useless tower when it came to service, but clearly people live around here

I learned all about Casey’s

Want to know something funny? We would get lost again that evening, but it was dark, and being lost with no cell service,a lunatic GPS, and killer deer all over the damn place, was actually taxing on the nerves, so I didn’t get pics of that “lovely” experience and I may have joined in on the rants 😉 .

Until Next Time,



Note: This post was originally posted on my Texas Travel Girl blog, and thanks from a local named Ginny, she let me know I was in Miller County, MO! Thanks Ginny!

My Grand Entrance into Missouri

I am someone who every time I enter a state, I have to go to their welcome center. It is a must do for me.

Well for Missouri, it was MUST do.

Let me back up, I am a pretty healthy eater, 90% of the time, so when I decided to drink a milk shake and eat fast food in Oklahoma I should have known better, because it would later cause a mad dash to the Welcome Center.

me leaving the fast food place (who will remain nameless) happy…

I will spare all the details, because well they are personal, but needless to say this was NOT the way I wanted to enter the Show Me State.

2 miles felt like it was going to be forever… Seriously… We still had a mile? I am pretty sure I said that by this point I am glad I snagged this photo, because believe me I was not paying attention to the pretty cliff/rocks

and finally….

I made it in the nick of time, and overall I enjoyed the Welcome Center, and I again I was reminded why I do not eat fast food.

Overall the Welcome Center was colorful, interesting and friendly. The guy that helped me out was a doll.


afterwards, time for a classic Jen pose

Needless to say, in typical Jen fashion, this would not be the only “fiasco” I would encounter in Missouri, but the start of one long series of “unfortunate” events.

But to be honest… looking back on this weekend, I wouldn’t change a thing.

Magic Shots

I haven’t blogged about Disney in a while, because well writing about Disney makes me sad, as I am not at Disney and I am at work trapped in this cubicle for what feels like an eternity.

Anyway, yesterday I was asked about the “magic shots” at Disney, a co-worker of mine is currently planning a trip to Disney, and she was wondering how she could get them.

I explained that the minute she stepped into the park she needed to get a photo pass card, and every time you come to a photographer who is not on a tri-pod simply ask for magic shots. They will always say yes, if they have been trained to take these shots. I have only been told no once, but it was her first day and she had not been trained in the shots, but she immediately directed me to the next photographer to get the shot.

When I go to Disney, I always buy the photo pass CD, you get all of your shots, and then I make it a game to see how many different poses I can get on CD. It is pricey, but I normally get 300-500 pictures on the CD, which makes it worth it.

Yes I am that vain, one time I spent the entire day at Animal Kingdom going from photographer to photographer getting pictures, just for kicks. I managed to snag over 200, and ride rides and sit through Nemo. It can be done!

Anyway, here are a few I have snagged over the years, and I still have quite a few I want to get.

Some Magic Shots are only available at certain events ie, Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party, or specific parks, like Animal Kingdom has Simba.

Note: keep you eyes out for photographers that have props like a box, because they will almost always do Magic Shots (note the LOVE Tink!!!! )

Here are a few of my favorite Magic Shots I have gathered over the years. Most were taken on my last day of travel (which I am not dressed the cutest but hey I was at Disney world, does it matter?)

Tink @ The Magic Kingdom
Tink @ The Magic Kingdom, Main Street
Stitch out of a box in front of the entrance at Animal Kingdom (photographer will have a box to do this shot! )
same spot, they love when you get animated in the shots, so expect them to ask you to make faces!
Stitch at Hollywood Studio, near the hat, again they love when you play along!
Balloons, always fun!
Minnie @ Hollywood Studios

Stitch @ Hollywood Studios
Hitchhiking Ghost @ Magic Kingdom during special events
Note: when Disney makes a boo boo, you can call and have it corrected (like I should have done, this was supposed to be wings)
Tink @ The Animal Kingdom
baby Simba @ The Animal Kingdom
love the sky in this shot, even on a stormy day the Magic Kingdom is magical.

I have heard amazing rumors you can get a sword fight with Captain Hook in Adventureland, and you can get Jasmine & Aladdin at Epcot, but I have not been lucky enough to snag those yet.

Guess I have another reason to go to the Magic Kingdom….

Until Next time


Olympic Planning Update

So I recently blogged that I am wanting to take part in the 2016 Olympics in Rio, a few hours of research has led me to believe this will be beyond expensive. Something else I am still amazed at is the lack of available planning information for going to Olympics. I plan on changing this over the next 4 years, and plan on posting as much planning information I can find for everyone to read and plan. As I firmly believe, going to an International event of this magnitude takes a lot of planning, and if you are like me you are someone who dreams big and need to the full 4 years to save.

Anyway, back to that expensive part, sure you can go to 1 or 2 events and stay in hostels and go on the cheap, I don’t doubt that, and heck maybe later on I will focus on going to Rio on the cheap, but right now I want to dream big, Olympic Big.

Anyway if you are not sure where to start on your “Olympic Spectator Dreams”


I have already posted once on this topic, and believe me I plan on posting frequently in the future as my goal is to compile tips and share what I have learned with you every few months, I want to be well researched in the topic and know everything I possibly can, especially since this will most likely be my first time ever going to Brazil and the Olympics for that matter.

Currently I am, planning the most extravagant trip I can come up with and seeing how I should budget for it, and well when August of 2015 rolls around I am sure I will get more realistic and book within my means.

But for now I am dreaming big 😉

I have started a pin board on my pinterest account to keep track with all hotels, events, tourist sites, anything I come across that might be relevant for the event. You can follow that board HERE

So lately I have been researching the Olympics and everything I come across says it is going to be $$$. I have yet to find a way to go the Olympics on the cheap so that is something I will work on for the future.

Something else I keep reading is plan on making a trip to the Olympics as a once in a lifetime thing because for most people it is. I hope it is not for me, but I do plan on treating it like it is.

I came across a few articles that had common messages I have not previously stated, one of the repeat tips I read were before any major event, it is good to look up a list of vendors who have agreed to a NO PRICE GOUGING POLICY. You can best believe I will write about this once it available as historically a lot of vendors hike their prices up for major events.

They also stated that you should save your miles, and book early, because any major airline will book you using miles if it is early enough, but seats are very very limited, so I am assuming this is something that needs to be done on day 330… or something along those lines. I have never tested this theory so I personally plan on having the cash too, but hey it may be worth saving all those miles for a trip to Rio.

Quite a few hotels were around $500 a night in London, granted the pound is stronger than the Brazilian Real, but still, I am assuming with inflation and any other craziness that could occur the next 4 years this is along the lines of what to expect. So, sadly for a 2 week stay like what I want to do, that is 7 THOUSAND DOLLARS. That is absolutely nuts, and you can believe I will work on cheaper options, but just for the sake of math and aiming high, that is what I am setting my target at (but plan on spending half that at most actually I am cheap, if I can get it done for significantly less I will 😉 )

This was also the last-minute dollar amount, I am betting if you are “good” planner and book early, well you can get those $200 dollar a night rooms I read about, but have not confirmed existed. 😉

Other tips, you could stay in Hostels, Home Stays, camping and B&B’s. Which I plan on reading & researching and posting as I find out information. Don’t worry friends I will share everything I find with you, I believe in spreading the knowledge. I do not have details on all of this, but my goal is be one heck of a Brazilian expert, even though sadly I have ever set foot in the country.

A tip I also read, if you seek less popular events, tickets are cheap. While I want to go to the “less popular sports” I plan on attending swimming, gymnastics, golf & soccer so I have a sneaking suspicion so those will be expensive.

Companies will offer package deals, but clearly we are 4 years away, so I have no clue, who those will be but when I know, you will know… Promise.

Something I learned I had no clue but I am BEYOND stoked about, there are free events!

The free events to view?

Olympic Marathons
Rowing events
Equestrian Events

All these were free at London and yay for us, we can expect these to also be free in Rio.

Local transportation is something I keep coming across that is cheap and the way to travel from event to event, sadly I am not very knowledgable (yet) but I think I will utilize public transport as much as possible, again this is something that I will be able to plan in the future. Transportation is something I will not be able to post much about until it is closer, but like I said previously, when I know… you will know.

Food. Well needless to say, as I have never been to Rio, this is something I plan on researching and talking to people who have been to Rio, but personally I am looking forward to street vendors & fresh fruit 🙂

We have 1424 days to plan! Cash is tight for a lot of us, but saving a few bucks a day can make all the difference!

NOTE: something I realized after writing this entire article, I realized this information could be useful for the upcoming Winter Olympics in 2014 in Sochi Russia too, so if you are Olympic Spectator bound to Sochi, just use the tips for that trip.

So if Sochi is your dreams, well you have 514 days, and I am willing to be bet tickets will be on sale, soon.

2014 Winter Olympics Official Site

I toyed around on the winter Olympic site, and it is in Russian, but it looks like they used the Russian people to help determine the cost. There is a subscription button to notify when tickets will go on sale.

What “Olympics Spectator” tips have you come across? Please share! If you have been to the Olympics what do you wish you would have done differently?

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